Christmas Shopping with the Guys

A recap and compilation of awesome things that were said while we were high on gelato yesterday. XD

*some event sequencing is not in order since I was laughing so hard, I can’t even remember the order of everything happening. It all went by in a fast gelato-fueled blur @w@

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Yesterday, I had to get my immediate Christmas shopping done, since I had three parties coming up with exchange gifts happening the following week. So I asked if I could tag along with Patrick (mainframe004), Raven (harlequinforest), Jolo (illyasvielvoneinzberg ), and Anton (thepathofdestiny). We (Patrick, Raven and I) arrived at the mall at around 10am, hung around Starbucks and started the day by fueling ourselves with sugar packed coffee before we went to go look for Anton at the arcade. XD

We generally just did normal-ish shopping, going around the mall looking for stuff, had a hyperventilating moment outside of Gift Gate ’cause I absolutely hate pink, and the shop was like… PINK EVERYWHERE *twitch*, and then met up with Jolo and had lunch.

It was after I ninja-bought Patrick’s gift was when the REAL, INSANE fun started.

Anton had already left after we ate lunch, and the four of us remaining were tired from walking all over the place and we were looking for a place to chill. So we headed off to Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, only to find the place full, and we decided to just sit outside. After a fail moment with Raven, and we lost our table, we headed off to the Starbucks on the top floor to find another place to sit, but it was full. We passed by a gelato place whose signs I’ve been eying since we got to the mall, and the place had lots of vacant tables, so Patrick asked if I wanted some gelato, I said yes, and might as well, since it looked like a promising place to rest. XD

So the four of us went in, stared at the piles of gelato, tasted some and got our orders, sat down and relaxed for a bit. After we ate our Italian ice cream, we sat back, randomly talked about things, then Raven puts down his empty cup, takes his earphones and looks at the three of us.

…HE WAS SUGAR HIGH. XD

As in he was so jittery, he kept randomly messing around with the things on the table, he kept tapping the table, shifting around and stuff. Then he discovered the gelato place’s pretty bathroom and he kept going back and forth and going all “GUYS, YOU GOTTA GO CHECK OUT THE BATHROOM, IT IS AWESOME.”

A few minutes later, we thought he was calming down, but he was still so restless, and that normally NR, stoic guy we usually know, SUDDENLY REACHES OUT AND SQUEEZES JOLO’S LEG AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN JOLO WAS LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!” XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD And all I could say in between laughing and gasping for breath was “It’s all fun and games until Jolo gets groped” XDDDDD

…AND HE DOES IT 3-4 MORE TIMES AFTER LOLOLOLOLOLOL

And before or after that, he randomly takes some of the tissue from the table and throws it at Patrick, we laugh, he goes what the hell then Raven says sorry and asks for the tissue back, ONLY TO THROW IT AT JOLO RIGHT AFTER IT GETS TO HIS HAND. XDDDDDDDDDD Then when he says sorry again and gets the tissue back, he balls it together with the remaining tissue on the table, and I was laughing and saying he was gonna throw it again, AND HE FREAKING ALMOST EATS THE DAMN THING. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and then he does this thing with one of the gifts he bought, with the most retarded facial expression ever, AND IT WAS SO UNLIKE HIM THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS. XDDDDDDDDDD

Then when he said he’ll try to visit the awesome bathroom again to calm down, he finds it locked, and decides to sit down again and just wait.

…and wait.

…and wait.

…and wait.

…AND RAGE.

Raven: “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY DOING IN THE BATHROOM THAT IS TAKING HIM SO LONG?”

HAHAHAHAHA GOOD GAD, RAVEN. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

He looked so ready to kill that guy as soon as he came out of the bathroom ’cause he waited like… 20 minutes or so, and he was getting all jittery again and Jolo was attempting to shield himself from getting even more groped. XD

…then one of the employees decide to take a look (probably since they noticed Raven pacing back and forth from the bathroom to our table), AND IT TURNS OUT, THE DOOR JUST GOT LOCKED, NO ONE WAS INSIDE. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The look on Raven’s face was so priceless, his face just said “OH WHAT THE FUCK, THERE WAS NO ONE THERE?!” XD

But then another person got to the bathroom before him, so he waited a bit more. Then Patrick asks him what kind of chocolate he likes, and he says Ferrero, then this happens:

Patrick: …why didn’t you get the gelato with Ferrero then?

Raven: …they have? [he got Chocolate Sorbet flavor]

me: yeah, that’s what I  got. o_o

Patrick: it’s right there *points + insert directions where to look here*

Raven: REALLY? *looks at gelato display, turns back to us and COMPLETE WITH FACIAL EXPRESSION* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

And we just lost it. XDDDDDDDD

Then after the other miscellaneous lolz we had in the gelato place, we had to go. XD

…and Raven sugar crashed so hard, that when we were being brought back to Katipunan to go home, he fell asleep in the car. XD

So next time we go back, we’re definitely bringing Raven back to Gelatissmo.

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Later that night, I posed on Raven’s Facebook wall: “YOUR STOIC IMAGE IS FOREVER LOST IN OUR EYES. ESPECIALLY AFTER WITNESSING WHAT GELATO DOES TO YOU. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD”

Awesome day yesterday. One of the best days ever from the year 2010. CX

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